Ill Keep this simple. Im not going to be that pleasant site that skirts the issue and tells you anything is possible and all scores are good and all people are different. No. Some people suck. Probably you. Defintely not me. Probably your mom too.
-In terms of the SAT, dont even compare your scores to those of people who took it over ten years ago. The scores are a bit more inflated now.
-In all honesty, the verbal/reading and the math scores still matter more than the writing. I did better on the writing and it helped me but the verbal and math matter more.
So:
0-450- Im surprised you are able to read this. Bravo!
450-900- You are functionally retarded. You wasted money on taking this SAT and now your parents will probably beat you or tie you to a leash...it could go either way. If your good at sports, disregard everything I just said. You should probably apply to Duke or Chapel Hill. I have a feeling that if you can dunk the ball really well, this score will suddenly be pretty impressive.
900-1200- You got community college written all over you pal. Now, this isnt a score you should be overly ashamed of...but I dont think I would bother applying to anything but the shittiest state universities or community college. Maybe you should become a cobbler!
1200-1500- You should go ahead and apply to a few very lenient four year colleges. If you have solid grades, probably about a 3.0 gpa and up or mainly B's, and you think you can write a good essay or show a solid reference, than apply to a moderate university. Congrats, your slightly below average!
1500-1800- You can get into any small private school you want with a score like this no matter if your gpa is a 2.0 or 3.0. You show functional abilities and you probably have decent grades to begin with. You can most likely get into a decent, DECENT, state school if you have a 3.4 or higher. You should probably still work on getting something that seperates you from the pack.
1800-2100- Your score alone will get you into almost any average state school or small private college. You should focus on getting the gpa around a 3.0 or higher. A 3.0 would do fine though. If you have really good grades, 4.0, and you feel like you could nail an interview or intrigue the person reviewing your application, than shoot higher. Think top tier university.
2100-2400- You really should just stop giving a fuck and quit school. Your likely smart enough to make more money getting a job now than waiting and going to college for ten years and winding up with a pHd in art history. As long as you havent been on To Catch a Predator lately, your going to get into a top tier state school and if you have 3.8 or higher and great people skills and unique extracurriculars, Ivy League isnt out of the question.
So there you have it. Straight to the point and pulled no punches, just like my women.
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